Sunday, November 16, 2008

This is about M-E... My Enjoyment! *sob* _Homer Simpson_

Just a little side comment... the title of this post has nothing to do with the story i am about to write here. it is just a little Homer Simpson quote, one of his little moments. Also, those of you who know that i usually get someone to dictate and who are keeping up with zee other blog of me, i no longer have hard feelings for Tzivya's keyboard, and that i now type for me, myself, and i... for those of you who still don't get it, me, me, and ONLY me... that is for whom i type for. Anyways, enjoy the tale i am about to tell. ha.

Twas a sunny day in the town of Spoons, Arizona. Usually it snows. This is about a girl named... uh... bell... INa... yeah, about a girl named Bellina. she was very tan, but she would never tell her secret for her glorious, sun-tan goddess-ness. It was a promise that she made to her mother. As i quote, *ahem*. "Bellina, you must NEVER tell ANYONE, not even your friends the family secret that has been past down for generations about our glorious, sun-tan goddess-ness and how we require it." She made this promise, and then her mother said, "even if its a life and death situation" her mother added on that part after she promised, but Bellina heard her. [she had very good hearing, from her fathered side.] Until one day she had no choice...

It was a day like any other day, except it was sunny and not snowy, and someone she never saw before walked past her. she was as pail as the snow. she almost bumped into her because she blended in so much. Bellina asked her why her skin was as pail as the sun light. the girl replied, "i was cured as a child that no matter how much time i spent in the sun, i would be pail for all of my days, as would the generations after me." Bellina had mercy for the girl, and told her to meet her at the cafe` on cafe` corner.

The next day, as Bellina was about to tell her the secret to her glorious, sun-ten, goddess-ness glow, she paused in shock, remembering what her mother had made her promise. but she needed to help those most unfortunate. So she told her the secret... when Bellina got home, she saw her mother in the living room waiting on the sofa. she looked like she new something that Bellina also new.
"hey ma, whats... happen... ing?"
"oh, i don't know Bellina, what IS happening"
At this, Bellina saw in her mothers eyes disappointment. she new that Bellina told the family secret passed down generation, to generation. Bellina swelled up with guilt. "I'm sorry mother, i had pity for her. her skin was like the color of that cup of milk on the table!" When she told her mother that, she mother looked more that horrified. Horrified wasn't even the word. "Bellina... do you know what you have done?! you just told our family secret to our arch enemy, the 'white ones.' they were cursed to never have a tan of a sun-tan goddess and pray on ones with color! and now that you told the secret, they will take our tanness-ness away from us and THEY will be the ones with the glorious, sun-tanned goddess-ness, and WE will turn into the..." her mother couldn't say it. it was to painful. "THE WHAT, MOTHER! WE WILL TURN INTO THE WHAT?!" Then her mother said it. the word that Bellina was dreading... "White ones..."

WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO BELLINA AND HER MOTHER? WILL THEY TRACE DOWN THE EVIL PAIL WOMAN DOWN? WILL THEY SAVE THE FAMILY SECRET? TUNE IN NEXT TIME AND FIND OUT!

1 comment:

Lady Scribbles said...

SOOOOOO...what happened to the sun tanned women, did the white ones steal their sun tanned-ness, why did you leave us hanging oooohhh, the horror, the humanity! finish it or else i will haunt you with my demon bunnie's of doooooommmm!! wait i mean, DOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!