Now, those of you who do come to my blog, or those of you who have taken the time to read it, I would just like to give a message to those people. Okay, so, you know that I tend to write things that don't make sense in the least bit, and have nothing to contribute to the world, so, this is my chance. All I ever wanted to do with this blog was to write things that people would remember in the best of ways. Not to just write. But that is what I'm doing. The only reason that I write like this is because I have never had any inspiration what so ever. All I do is just put words on a page. That's it. I was talking to a friend of mine, and I was telling her how I never know what to put on my blog. So she told me just write what I feel. But I never really actually FEEL anything. FEEL as in an inspiration. And, to tell you the truth, I may never have one to write something that people can look forward to to read. But if I do have one, I want people to see what I write as something that was worth their time. Now, I don't know if I just wasted your time now, and i probably did, but if I didn't, I hope for you to come back and see what will be for next time.
So, until then, take care.
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Sunday, November 16, 2008
This is about M-E... My Enjoyment! *sob* _Homer Simpson_
Just a little side comment... the title of this post has nothing to do with the story i am about to write here. it is just a little Homer Simpson quote, one of his little moments. Also, those of you who know that i usually get someone to dictate and who are keeping up with zee other blog of me, i no longer have hard feelings for Tzivya's keyboard, and that i now type for me, myself, and i... for those of you who still don't get it, me, me, and ONLY me... that is for whom i type for. Anyways, enjoy the tale i am about to tell. ha.
Twas a sunny day in the town of Spoons, Arizona. Usually it snows. This is about a girl named... uh... bell... INa... yeah, about a girl named Bellina. she was very tan, but she would never tell her secret for her glorious, sun-tan goddess-ness. It was a promise that she made to her mother. As i quote, *ahem*. "Bellina, you must NEVER tell ANYONE, not even your friends the family secret that has been past down for generations about our glorious, sun-tan goddess-ness and how we require it." She made this promise, and then her mother said, "even if its a life and death situation" her mother added on that part after she promised, but Bellina heard her. [she had very good hearing, from her fathered side.] Until one day she had no choice...
It was a day like any other day, except it was sunny and not snowy, and someone she never saw before walked past her. she was as pail as the snow. she almost bumped into her because she blended in so much. Bellina asked her why her skin was as pail as the sun light. the girl replied, "i was cured as a child that no matter how much time i spent in the sun, i would be pail for all of my days, as would the generations after me." Bellina had mercy for the girl, and told her to meet her at the cafe` on cafe` corner.
The next day, as Bellina was about to tell her the secret to her glorious, sun-ten, goddess-ness glow, she paused in shock, remembering what her mother had made her promise. but she needed to help those most unfortunate. So she told her the secret... when Bellina got home, she saw her mother in the living room waiting on the sofa. she looked like she new something that Bellina also new.
"hey ma, whats... happen... ing?"
"oh, i don't know Bellina, what IS happening"
At this, Bellina saw in her mothers eyes disappointment. she new that Bellina told the family secret passed down generation, to generation. Bellina swelled up with guilt. "I'm sorry mother, i had pity for her. her skin was like the color of that cup of milk on the table!" When she told her mother that, she mother looked more that horrified. Horrified wasn't even the word. "Bellina... do you know what you have done?! you just told our family secret to our arch enemy, the 'white ones.' they were cursed to never have a tan of a sun-tan goddess and pray on ones with color! and now that you told the secret, they will take our tanness-ness away from us and THEY will be the ones with the glorious, sun-tanned goddess-ness, and WE will turn into the..." her mother couldn't say it. it was to painful. "THE WHAT, MOTHER! WE WILL TURN INTO THE WHAT?!" Then her mother said it. the word that Bellina was dreading... "White ones..."
WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO BELLINA AND HER MOTHER? WILL THEY TRACE DOWN THE EVIL PAIL WOMAN DOWN? WILL THEY SAVE THE FAMILY SECRET? TUNE IN NEXT TIME AND FIND OUT!
Twas a sunny day in the town of Spoons, Arizona. Usually it snows. This is about a girl named... uh... bell... INa... yeah, about a girl named Bellina. she was very tan, but she would never tell her secret for her glorious, sun-tan goddess-ness. It was a promise that she made to her mother. As i quote, *ahem*. "Bellina, you must NEVER tell ANYONE, not even your friends the family secret that has been past down for generations about our glorious, sun-tan goddess-ness and how we require it." She made this promise, and then her mother said, "even if its a life and death situation" her mother added on that part after she promised, but Bellina heard her. [she had very good hearing, from her fathered side.] Until one day she had no choice...
It was a day like any other day, except it was sunny and not snowy, and someone she never saw before walked past her. she was as pail as the snow. she almost bumped into her because she blended in so much. Bellina asked her why her skin was as pail as the sun light. the girl replied, "i was cured as a child that no matter how much time i spent in the sun, i would be pail for all of my days, as would the generations after me." Bellina had mercy for the girl, and told her to meet her at the cafe` on cafe` corner.
The next day, as Bellina was about to tell her the secret to her glorious, sun-ten, goddess-ness glow, she paused in shock, remembering what her mother had made her promise. but she needed to help those most unfortunate. So she told her the secret... when Bellina got home, she saw her mother in the living room waiting on the sofa. she looked like she new something that Bellina also new.
"hey ma, whats... happen... ing?"
"oh, i don't know Bellina, what IS happening"
At this, Bellina saw in her mothers eyes disappointment. she new that Bellina told the family secret passed down generation, to generation. Bellina swelled up with guilt. "I'm sorry mother, i had pity for her. her skin was like the color of that cup of milk on the table!" When she told her mother that, she mother looked more that horrified. Horrified wasn't even the word. "Bellina... do you know what you have done?! you just told our family secret to our arch enemy, the 'white ones.' they were cursed to never have a tan of a sun-tan goddess and pray on ones with color! and now that you told the secret, they will take our tanness-ness away from us and THEY will be the ones with the glorious, sun-tanned goddess-ness, and WE will turn into the..." her mother couldn't say it. it was to painful. "THE WHAT, MOTHER! WE WILL TURN INTO THE WHAT?!" Then her mother said it. the word that Bellina was dreading... "White ones..."
WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO BELLINA AND HER MOTHER? WILL THEY TRACE DOWN THE EVIL PAIL WOMAN DOWN? WILL THEY SAVE THE FAMILY SECRET? TUNE IN NEXT TIME AND FIND OUT!
Thursday, November 13, 2008
*Sigh*
Dictated by: Lottie The great and amazing
Typed out by: Tzivya typer par excellence ^_^
Okay, *cough* *sniff* (Lottie rubs nose thoughtfully)she tells Tzivya to close her ears so as not to hear her sniff again and then calls Tzivya a fool!!! The rudeness! okay ya ready...
She reprimands Tzivya for typing down everything she's doing. Okay seriously people here's the "real" post.
...As i was walking down ninth and Broadway, i saw this sign on a house, this house has been, standing for, the last many years but nobody has the heart to take it down, see. (Lottie looks over post and thinks of what to say next...this may take some time.) The sign read, " (Lottie chews meditatively on a piece of gum *no the sign didn't read that*) Grand opening! Bob's handy store *all tools fifty percent off on first three days* come, while supplies last." You see, i don't really care much for tools so i didn't bother with going. But what i didn't realize, is that three days from this moment, going into that store changed my life forever.
(three days go by) *walks into store* dingalingaling! When i walked in, the bell on the door made me do a double take. So i saw this man at the cash register, I'll be right back...(pause for break, take this opportunity to go get you popcorn, or stop that fire going on a couple feet away from you. If indeed a fire is going on.) ...Do you know elephants can't jump, well now you do and don't you forget it. This bit of useless information brought to you by: Tzivya. okay back to our story:
*ahem* (Lottie reads over what she has already written and thinks...at least i think she is thinking.) okay, and then i looked around the room. I knew there was a sale going on but why where the shelves still overstocked with, brand new, good quality tools. So i went up to the guy and asked,"So you had a sale going on huh?"
"yeah," the man answered, "I knew i shouldn't have opened this shop. I shoulda listened to my wife who left me yesterday." he said all this with a look of anguish and a Mexican accent.
"I used all my life savings, to get these tools man, and now look i'm bankrupt."
I started to look around the room at everything. things were priced pretty high but, i couldn't let this mans future be, terminated. "I'll tell you what." i said, "I'll tell you what i said (Lottie yells at Tzivya to backspace) *sorry* (pretend the first I'll tell you what is not there) "meet me here tomorrow at 7 am."
"but my store opens at nine, man!" the man said.
"All right," i said. 'Meet me here at...9 am."
"All right man whatever you say man!"
The next day: Dun dun dun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fossils!!!! (what the halibut?)
Okay, so i met the man at nine am in his store and i said to him: "Take this envelope, and don't ever try to look for me after you open this!!!" He was like "Okay man whatever you say man!" so i handed him the envelope and he took it and i said,"remember! DO NOT COME LOOKING FOR ME!!!!" he was like "yeah man i heard you man chill like man!"
When i walked out of the store i heard his reaction to seeing what was inside the envelope. I put a note inside that read the following, "Dear Tool man, I'm giving you this money, because i am buying all your tools. I saw they weren't selling and i had to do something about it. Take this money use it for your family. and like i said before, do not lookith for me!!!
"All right man, stop repeating yourself man, i heard you a million times man you need therapy or something man what's wrong wit you!!! man."
And that's how my life changed, i am now bankrupt...
Fin
Typed out by: Tzivya typer par excellence ^_^
Okay, *cough* *sniff* (Lottie rubs nose thoughtfully)she tells Tzivya to close her ears so as not to hear her sniff again and then calls Tzivya a fool!!! The rudeness! okay ya ready...
She reprimands Tzivya for typing down everything she's doing. Okay seriously people here's the "real" post.
...As i was walking down ninth and Broadway, i saw this sign on a house, this house has been, standing for, the last many years but nobody has the heart to take it down, see. (Lottie looks over post and thinks of what to say next...this may take some time.) The sign read, " (Lottie chews meditatively on a piece of gum *no the sign didn't read that*) Grand opening! Bob's handy store *all tools fifty percent off on first three days* come, while supplies last." You see, i don't really care much for tools so i didn't bother with going. But what i didn't realize, is that three days from this moment, going into that store changed my life forever.
(three days go by) *walks into store* dingalingaling! When i walked in, the bell on the door made me do a double take. So i saw this man at the cash register, I'll be right back...(pause for break, take this opportunity to go get you popcorn, or stop that fire going on a couple feet away from you. If indeed a fire is going on.) ...Do you know elephants can't jump, well now you do and don't you forget it. This bit of useless information brought to you by: Tzivya. okay back to our story:
*ahem* (Lottie reads over what she has already written and thinks...at least i think she is thinking.) okay, and then i looked around the room. I knew there was a sale going on but why where the shelves still overstocked with, brand new, good quality tools. So i went up to the guy and asked,"So you had a sale going on huh?"
"yeah," the man answered, "I knew i shouldn't have opened this shop. I shoulda listened to my wife who left me yesterday." he said all this with a look of anguish and a Mexican accent.
"I used all my life savings, to get these tools man, and now look i'm bankrupt."
I started to look around the room at everything. things were priced pretty high but, i couldn't let this mans future be, terminated. "I'll tell you what." i said, "I'll tell you what i said (Lottie yells at Tzivya to backspace) *sorry* (pretend the first I'll tell you what is not there) "meet me here tomorrow at 7 am."
"but my store opens at nine, man!" the man said.
"All right," i said. 'Meet me here at...9 am."
"All right man whatever you say man!"
The next day: Dun dun dun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fossils!!!! (what the halibut?)
Okay, so i met the man at nine am in his store and i said to him: "Take this envelope, and don't ever try to look for me after you open this!!!" He was like "Okay man whatever you say man!" so i handed him the envelope and he took it and i said,"remember! DO NOT COME LOOKING FOR ME!!!!" he was like "yeah man i heard you man chill like man!"
When i walked out of the store i heard his reaction to seeing what was inside the envelope. I put a note inside that read the following, "Dear Tool man, I'm giving you this money, because i am buying all your tools. I saw they weren't selling and i had to do something about it. Take this money use it for your family. and like i said before, do not lookith for me!!!
"All right man, stop repeating yourself man, i heard you a million times man you need therapy or something man what's wrong wit you!!! man."
And that's how my life changed, i am now bankrupt...
Fin
Thursday, September 20, 2007
A forgotten post.
When I was around 14 years old, I read this book. It is called The Secret. It is about how...(years later i look back on this post and i don't know what i was actually reading or writing about. The Secret! I read a book called the Secret? When?! where?! what?!)
The Origins of Agent Dashboard
Hello everyone.
Why you see the title Agent Dashboard is because of a little inside joke I have with a couple of friends of mine.
The reason I made this blog is not because I want the whole world to know who I am, but just to get my thoughts out there. I would like to mainly just say a little about myself though. I don't have much to say now, but I will, G-d willing get to work on it in the future. I can only hope that what I DO write will be inspiring to others, and makes people actually think about life. I don't know when I'll get to this, but it will be soon. Visit my page for updates in the near future.
Why you see the title Agent Dashboard is because of a little inside joke I have with a couple of friends of mine.
The reason I made this blog is not because I want the whole world to know who I am, but just to get my thoughts out there. I would like to mainly just say a little about myself though. I don't have much to say now, but I will, G-d willing get to work on it in the future. I can only hope that what I DO write will be inspiring to others, and makes people actually think about life. I don't know when I'll get to this, but it will be soon. Visit my page for updates in the near future.
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